love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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