My room smells like vodka and shame
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
people at meijer look at you funny when you have 37 bottles of champagne in your cart.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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