AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
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cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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