Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
I think I died a long time ago.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
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I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
Randomize