This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
He keeps asking me for girl advice, i told him im an expert at getting drunk, not girls
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he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
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Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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