my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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