You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
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St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
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That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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