Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
You can't special order awesome
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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