White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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