Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
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Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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