My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
...Just between you and me I just did Olympic grade ribbon dancing with toilet paper in the bar bathroom.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
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