there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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