ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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