He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
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I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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