Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
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Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
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Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand