There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
COOKIE DOUGH CUPCAKES ARE A THING
Did you really just send me a blank text in response to news as awesome as that?
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell