Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low