I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He booked his flight from Dallas already, no ticket to the game, said hes gonna bang some girl at tailgait to get a ticket, I had to explain that it will be sub 20 degrees F during tailgate, he decided to come in july instead, Texans are dumb.
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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