so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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And the cops told us we were all naked.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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