im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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