she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
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Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
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WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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