Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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