i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
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friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
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Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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