make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
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i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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