Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
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