What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
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we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
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You'd think the dry cleaners next door would be less judgmental for as much business as my theme parties bring them.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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