i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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