We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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