He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Just made out with the bride... She was still in her dress & I was still in my bridesmaid dress, how's that for an album picture?!?
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
So I just went to clothing optional bar
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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