This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
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