North Korea, Best Korea!
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
So gin and wine won't be happening again
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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