He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
we're so committed to being not committed
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
