we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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