My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
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i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
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When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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