doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
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