god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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