super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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