I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
Farmville is her only friend.
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The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
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