Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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