I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
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On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
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With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
me + whiskey = a bad person
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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