you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I know ur sleeping, sorry for waking you but i just saw a girl with mittens on using her nose to control her ipod touch
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
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and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
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But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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