i barfeds in our rink
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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