see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
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And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
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