They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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