This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
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I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
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After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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