How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
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I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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