Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
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I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
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Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
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