so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
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