i already hear my dad disowning me
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
is this the sara with the beer cane?
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Randomize