I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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