I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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