physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
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