the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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