chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.