Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
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no. you can't hotbox the world.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
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Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.