Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
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the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone